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MW Takes WKKW Off-Air

May 24th, 2007 | Category: Team News | Posted by skoon

March-Westin dealt WKKW their second loss of the season Wednesday night, defeating them by a score of 5-4.

MW’s offensive highlights were lead by Ben and Tyler who both recorded triples in a game that was rather quiet on the offensive side of things. Westin rallied in the bottom of the 5th inning, scoring 4 runs to take the 5-4 lead that they would maintain for the remainder of the game.

But the real news of the night was not the players but the equipment. In BOPARC’s continued attempts to migrate to an all-Nerf league the traditional softball has been replaced with a marshmallow-based substitute. The effects were immediately noticeable as neither team was able to go yard and the noticeably lower final scores.

Feedback: leave your thoughts on the new boparc softball below!

March-Westin returns to action Wednesday May 30th as they take face Mario’s Fishbowl.

6 Comments so far

  1. Derek May 29th, 2007 4:27 pm

    Most of you either need a life, a girlfriend, or both.

  2. Nick May 29th, 2007 10:33 pm

    Yeah, I probably need one of those or both.

    But I’m so busy with a job and not striking out in slow pitch softball that its hard to find the time.

    It’s my burden to bear

  3. Coach Tom May 30th, 2007 11:11 am

    Nick, you were just telling me the other day that you didn’t have time for a girlfriend. Something about spending too much time with Derek’s wife?

    Or did I misunderstand you?

  4. Derek May 30th, 2007 2:23 pm

    if you are so busy with a job, then why are on here all the time posting stories about how great a slow pitch softball player you are and if either of you were any sort of a man, you would have been able to satisfy her and take her from me, but obviously neither of you have what it really takes. just keep being a softball god and a perennial “hit-back-to-the-pitcher” guy

  5. nmick May 30th, 2007 3:04 pm

    If I take her from you then I have to start spending money on her. I let you do that part.

    I never claimed to be a “god”. In fact I think you are equally as good as me, I just have 2 decent knees.

    I’m assuming you have bad knee, your wife just told me I can do things that you can’t. I won’t get into details though…

  6. Derek May 30th, 2007 5:07 pm

    I don’t have any money to spend on her, so please help out. If you are going to be with her, at least spend a little, cheapy. As for the things that I can’t do, I learned a long time ago (after many years with women) that no matter what you do, it’s still not enough. You will learn to one day grasshopper. You will learn too.

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